He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?! When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.